"mediocre" is such an incredibly vain insult to lob at someone. Ooh la la your majesty. Sorry that I'm merely average. We can't all be like panphobicsasuke1488 can we.

they’re making a new type of silly putty you can fuck it’s called silly pussy

the only real personality test is to tell someone to draw steven universe and see how fat they make him

the triune of darkness: my balls, my dick, my pussy

heard that baby yoda dies and goes to hell in the new mandalorian episode

"don't follow me if you're an anti" like what if I'm an uncle

what if the covid relief bill is just a guy named Bill who relieves himself on you

I'm a gangsta. I'm a ganster. If there were a boob in front of me, you better believe I'd grab it Buster

stardew valley is fun because I'm like a millionaire with a mansion full of roman pillars but I still steal trash out of the dumpsters to sell at my local convenience store

if another man fucks your woman. you're cucked. But if you fuck a woman who's already been fucked by another man, you're still getting cucked. It may be an out-of-chronological-order cuckoldry, but cuckoldry nonetheless. it's sloppy seconds. But,
even if you fuck a girl who no one has ever fucked, you're still fucking a girl, which is something other men have already done before you. Sex has been done. All sex is cuckoldry

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what if punks a twatty fill dies of coronavirus

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