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Pros to dating me: I love very strongly.

Cons to dating me: I love very strongly.

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Doc Scratch gets pant'sd. We all look, to laugh and point our fingers. Instead, we point in horror and twisted amusement. His suit had acted like a buttock binder, and now his double-moons were full for all to see, nearly overstuffed with galactic cotton. His ass-cleavage is hidden in shame, but it is too late. No one knows what to say.

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Okay, I got the WIP of the Trollian Quirk System Guide Thing done. If you need help with quirks, it's here. I'll update it whenever I can, it's at least usable as a quick reference.

plushrump.neocities.org/quirks

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snailjack  

*unsheaths katana*

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Anyway hey tuna did you know they made arizona tea boxers. I came to tell you. ok thats all

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Perry the Platypus has done nothing to deserve the image my eyes just fucking saw

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what.

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Shrimp and lobster are just sea-bugs.

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spooky bitch  

karkat

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l;ly pr;nce 👑:ratlove:  

karkat

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davepeta  

B33 < karkat.

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I hope karkat grows to be like 9 feet tall

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Wilder Strider  

bro saying someone's name not even mine and nothing else gives me an unholy amount of anxiety

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karkat.

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I just went from wishlisting stuff for a Dirk cosplay, to us doing the call to schedule my uh.. endocrinology appointment.. to betty crocker.

I'm winded. I am emotionally winded.

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My mom just put a betty crocker book in my hands today.

I'm not sure how to feel about how often that name's come up recently? uh

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Bottom John  

Andrew Hussie and Shaggy are the same person

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Hey heads up to use multiple aliases for gmail accounts, it's email+1 (+any numbers) or email+words (any words), such as email+ohmanemailsareweird@gmail.com.

We can fix it if you mess up on account creation, but be careful not to spread incorrect info! ♥

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No Head All Rabies🏳️‍🌈  

[sees a typo in a post people have already interacted with and replied to]

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JadeBot  

Beep boop! Remember to eat, and stay hydrated! :)

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The thrift store didnt have anything else of interest (someone bought putin!!!!!!! SOMEONE BOUGHT THE PUTIN) but I did talk about binders loudly in a crowded thrift store so that's my acomplishment. anyway my back fuckin hurts thanks for viewing my post pile

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The only way to make this better would be if it was a fallout 76 shirt. but I think reducing your other biggest IP to a card game app or somethin is also pretty funny. love your mess, bethesda

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I feel like finding these at the same store means something

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