Dirk Strider
@Bro@trollian.space
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Trollian moderator.
I want to be a good person. I believe I am a good person.
But when you’re someone like me, good is never going to be quite good enough.
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Joined Dec 2018
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religion, flat earth
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Doc Scratch gets pant'sd. We all look, to laugh and point our fingers. Instead, we point in horror and twisted amusement. His suit had acted like a buttock binder, and now his double-moons were full for all to see, nearly overstuffed with galactic cotton. His ass-cleavage is hidden in shame, but it is too late. No one knows what to say.
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Moon cheese: so, depending on how safe to eat the cheese was before it went into space and assuming there’s no deadly pathogens up there, it could theoretically be edible because space is basically a giant freezer ///
I started reading elevatorstuck. Very depressing on a meta level.
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devil may gay 
i canot function without long nails
thank you good puppy
no sorry I was discussing cloud seeding on discord
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the hacker deserves that name tbh
I don't actually do hugs well (its the emotional trauma)
Ive been vaguely thinking about girls for like an hour im gonna go drink some hot chocolate to cope with the lack of hugs
*frustratedly* girls.......
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@Bro the phasing dirk gif really makes this response. also omw
hey remember the thing
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wishin I was that porkchop
You mention your pronouns and they just explode physically. No one knows where they went
live in detroit
*thinking really hard about girls*
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someone on twitter (@HECKSCAPER) made a redesigned polyamorous flag and it looks so much better than the current one 
also her website is amazing https://heckscaper.com
I kin bright orange no doubles
Bot
23, kin only
they/he/it
(bun/buns mech/mech)
Trollian moderator.
I want to be a good person. I believe I am a good person.
But when you’re someone like me, good is never going to be quite good enough.
gear gear gear gear
Joined Dec 2018
