I should be asleep but I'm too busy remembering things I did when I was in fourth grade.

This crusty sweet potato behind me won't shut the hell up

I'm crying, eating ice cream and listening to Britney Spears toxic. Why do I still exist and how can I stop it?

Ms. Paint ==> Suddenly become generally excited about space.

How do carapacians shower? The same as you, idiot! First we get nice and wet, then fill our showers with pumpkins-

I swear to god if my mom doesn't stop it with the facebook minion memes I will shit a house.

We just gonna ignore that PI was homoerotically interested in a fan or?

*Instantly disappoints myself for the 500th time today.*

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