if we're having an argument, and i can provide a screenshot where you said ''hey jack click this'' and then the word ''bitch'' behind a spoiler, i automatically win that argument.
yer not actually supposed to swallow the gum at a gum-tasting. They make you spit it out.
maybe he's not saying ''the bart the'' in german, maybe he's actually saying ''die bart die''.
just great, a tie.
person 1: "make a crush poll make a crush poll!"person 2: "fine"person 1: *votes no*
taxation might be theft, but theft is just a tax on having poor security.
crush poll because bandwagon.
people should add in "i dont know" to polls more oftenwhat should i eat?1. pizza2. ramen3. idk
this thorn discourse has me remembering this gem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8
if it doesn't skip any steps, it's not a crush. it's just liking someone.
crushes are awful. there are prerequisites to being attached to someone, and crushing skips all of them.''you like this person now. no trust, only like.''
one of life's biggest mysteries is why boomers still haven't figured out that cashiers don't actually want customers in their store.
it's funny 'cause you may think Zote's playing strong as a façade but no, when you Dream Nail him, he actually thinks he's The Shit™
i majora'd in masks.
fuck, i just remembered that humans don't molt, so those tattoos are permanent.that's a big yikes moment.
i guess the guy naming the alphabet for americans died just before the last letter.so instead of ''zed'' he was just like ''ze-'' and that's what got written down.
all i think of when i see that symbol is ''zed'', as in, ''zed's dead baby''.i'm thinking now maybe that's why his name was zed.
The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!