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One time I went to a party at someone's apartment, then a couple days later the host found that someone had left a sword art online hoodie behind. Texted me to ask if it was mine.

To this day, it is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. She was completely serious.

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if we're having an argument, and i can provide a screenshot where you said ''hey jack click this'' and then the word ''bitch'' behind a spoiler, i automatically win that argument.

I am so done. Truly, nobody has ever been this done before.

sometimes you gotta start browsing new computers on amazon just to keep 'em on their toes.

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AlwAys shAme ur computer on his pOOr performAnces to force him to do better

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well well welll, guess what part of my computer immediately started functioning after i typed this.

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i think my internet speed is faster than my hard drive. smh.

i wish people could care about certain types of speedruns without feeling the need to disparage every other type.

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i hope this 4gb genshin impact update has more places to go and explore and isn't just more characters.

...launched fantasy strike. queue took a longish while, and now my opponent is afk. fml.

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i'm bored.

i should play a game.

but that involves deciding what game to play, which is impossible.

woke up with my head in the ceiling and started suffocating.

just like in minecraft.

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just heard one of the kids playin outside say ''were not in fortnite''

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someone changed the dialogue of a friday night funkin mod to be the "is soup a drink" debate


it's now a 5 minute long cutscenw

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tfw you wanna play hl2 again but have no excuse to do so.

only one other person in the fantasy strike queue and they aren't hitting ''rematch'' so that's it for tonight i guess.

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