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One time I went to a party at someone's apartment, then a couple days later the host found that someone had left a sword art online hoodie behind. Texted me to ask if it was mine.

To this day, it is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. She was completely serious.

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if we're having an argument, and i can provide a screenshot where you said ''hey jack click this'' and then the word ''bitch'' behind a spoiler, i automatically win that argument.

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i've decided to take my trolling up a notch by simply saying ''photos printed'' and forcing people to experience the meme without actually having to say it.

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it's crazy how clicker games took a math subject from ''some people see this in college'' to ''the kid on the subway whose phone has no volume control knows it inside and out''.

when the attack value is expressed with scientific notation. :stonks:

trollian abides by the uncertainty pngciple. namely, it is possible to view images on other instances, and it is possible to view images on trollian, but not both at the same time.

we're all just out here looking for fuit gummi.

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You ever just fall asleep and choose violence.

trying to make a point to the share button on my phone.

when you wanna share an article, post, or webpage, do you prefer to...

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no i meant in more like a philosophical sense. why.

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Dale Gribble is the most powerful animated character in history

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a new book from the author of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie: If You Give A Job Posting Website Your Email

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interestingly, the myst get-stuck-in-a-prison-book speedrun takes longer than actually winning the game.

neverhood drain-percent speedrun category.

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