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One time I went to a party at someone's apartment, then a couple days later the host found that someone had left a sword art online hoodie behind. Texted me to ask if it was mine.

To this day, it is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. She was completely serious.

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if we're having an argument, and i can provide a screenshot where you said ''hey jack click this'' and then the word ''bitch'' behind a spoiler, i automatically win that argument.

small update re me forgetting wtf I was doing in genshin...I checked and I only had one star unlocked for beidou. now she has two because I did the event.

what the actual fuck was my plan there.

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i don't think it notifies people when you unstar a post.

aight the serenitea pot looks pretty cool, no idea how prohibitive the costs are yet but the system seems solid.

I do wish they'd let you make tea with it though.

not me getting killed by slimes during dialogue...

Now I just gotta figure out what quests I need to follow to get to the event. I hope I didn't put this off too long and miss it.

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ok, I think I pretty much get the gist of what I was doing. part of the issue was that I was in the process of training up beidu, so my default loadout didn't actually have established move rotations yet.

using my actually -leveled- team made the trounce domains a lot easier.

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I had some pretty specific comboes lined up, I just can't remember what they fucking are.

w o w I failed a fucking daily already. hope that one wasn't rare.

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damn. I totally forgot how to play genshin impact.

statistically speaking, if you want yer creative work to have a ton of sequels, you should name it such that the initials are ff.

man if i could speak english without understanding it, -that- would be a fucking superpower worth having.

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i cannot in good conscience condone learning english for any reason.

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you would think with that many people waiting at once, it'd be quicker. many hands make light work, and all that.

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it's not friendly fire, it's a motivational technique.

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