I tell my wife that i think our chest has been replaced my a mimic. My wife laughs, i laugh, the chest laughs, i roll for initiative
today we will be killing even more chickens
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gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? gonna shit and cum?
when i die i hope that goths pose on my grave
you are not who you once were and that's okay!
for whatever you may have done in the past, i forgive you
enjoying the squid sisters concert from a distance
work is da poop! NO MORE!
i walk these country roadsthe only country roads that take me home
Friend: my friend's bf broke up with her cause she and i were too affectionate Me: show him whos boss and date your friend
If you ask me for advice i WILL tell you to do the most devious thing possible and/or exact justice on those who have wronged you
Anyway the evidence currently points towards me being ace
Wow? Me? Questioning my sexuality? In this part of the country? At this time of year? Localized entirely within my kitchen?
why dont you go be a hecking good boy somewhere else!!!!
4chan nazis saw that they had even an inch of power and they took a mile
remember when 4chan pranks involved messing with fandoms and drawing weird art and not electing a fascist into office and murdering several hundred people
@princessluigi the forbidden 5th mario bro
hey nintendohow many game & watches does it take to run doom
There is no war in Ba Sing SeThe moon landing was fakedThere has never been a major mario game to have a G i n the title
A Homestuck Instance.
Just all of the Homestuck.
All of It.