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⭐ < If ny'all ever wanna talk somewhere else, just let me know !! I have uh. ⭐
⭐ - Discord (Preferred) ⭐
⭐ - Matrix ⭐
⭐ - Telegram ⭐
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⭐ And þen some oþer ones such as Instagram and whatnot þat I. Dislike. ⭐
⭐ Feel free to send a DM or someþing if you wanna contact me þere :3 ⭐

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⭐ < reminder @ anyone to feel free to at least like request þe presence of any of my headmates. I like having þem around but really þey don't show up much unless yknow. Provoked by outside sources. So like genuinely mention someone if you wanna talk to þem!! Hopefully þey actually show up lol ⭐

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Plurality, politics, the best post ever 

⭐ < communısts 🤝 plurɑl people ⭐
⭐ Our tooþbrush ⭐

just emailed the office of the Liberal International asking for a photograph of the Medal of Liberalism

there are years where nothing happens at krispy kreme, and there are mere seconds when you're back at it again - lenin
im going to make an open source alternative to tits

⭐ < what I'm basically saying is my brain is tooþpaste and gambling is orange juice ⭐

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⭐ < my brain works by feeling basically no excitement but feeling a lot of regret and sadness and anxiety, which makes gambling maybe one of least fun þings ever ⭐

⭐ < I do þink even for me it like, maybe disguises it somewhat ⭐
⭐ If darþ vader in þe latest star wars game cost $500 to buy like In One Go þat'd seem like. More expensive þan a bunch of small chances to get him and þen a guarantee, even if you. Count on only getting þe guarantee. Idk ⭐

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⭐ < I am not particularly responsible wiþ my money anyway but its not. Because of like þe þrill of gambling or whatever. My brain doesn't experience many þrills. It's just because I really like þis game so I'm willing to pay money for funny characters ⭐

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⭐ < þing wiþ gambling and chance based þings or whatever is I will just. Assume þe worst possible outcome will happen ⭐
⭐ Like wiþ genshin I always count on like, losing þe 50/50 and getting þe 5* in þe 80-90 pity range ⭐
⭐ If I get þem earlier þats just like, really nice ⭐
⭐ Obviously like. Þere's still excitement seeing ooo golden glow im getting a 5*. And like when it's a 50/50 hoping for good luck. And like, sure my brain will be like omg what if we get really lucky!! But I can't like. Count on þat. Kinda just see all þe characters as expensive but guaranteed if you know what I mean ⭐

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⭐ < tbh þo I dont really. Like þem ⭐
⭐ Because þe þing wiþ þose pulls is þey have really low odds and no pity ⭐
⭐ But you get a shitton of þem ⭐
⭐ So you make no guaranteed progress, you're just like doing a bunch of low cost low reward pulls all þe time ⭐
⭐ Which. Is just really boring and not appealing at all to me ⭐
⭐ Sure gambling is mildly fun sometimes but mostly idk it's like. ⭐
⭐ In genshin are þe primogem rewards way too low? Yeah absolutely ⭐
⭐ But at least whenever you like open a chest you get progress towards an event banner character, even if its very little progress ⭐
⭐ Instead of like. Oh here's a very slim chance to get an ssr character lol, if you're lucky ⭐
⭐ I just dont find þe gacha aspect too appealing I like þe gameplay more. Idk if þat makes sense ⭐

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⭐ < I remember when I was trying out tower of fantasy and it was like (a bunch of þings) reward you wiþ black nucleuses when you do þem ⭐
⭐ And I was like lol aren't þose like full pulls? Þat'd be ridiculous lol ⭐
⭐ Þey are ⭐


⭐ < wait lmao i didnt even notice Calamity Quellers substat is.... 16.5% atk at level 90 lmao ⭐
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⭐ but i mean it does have a ridiculously high base atk so ⭐

⭐ < hey guys whats anoþer word for movie ⭐

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