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⭐ < If ny'all ever wanna talk somewhere else, just let me know !! I have uh. ⭐
⭐ - Discord (Preferred) ⭐
⭐ - Matrix ⭐
⭐ - Telegram ⭐
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⭐ And þen some oþer ones such as Instagram and whatnot þat I. Dislike. ⭐
⭐ Feel free to send a DM or someþing if you wanna contact me þere :3 ⭐

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⭐ < reminder @ anyone to feel free to at least like request þe presence of any of my headmates. I like having þem around but really þey don't show up much unless yknow. Provoked by outside sources. So like genuinely mention someone if you wanna talk to þem!! Hopefully þey actually show up lol ⭐

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Plurality, politics, the best post ever 

⭐ < communısts 🤝 plurɑl people ⭐
⭐ Our tooþbrush ⭐

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⭐ < oh oops forgor to take sleepy meds ⭐
⭐ Oh well ⭐
⭐ I took þe important ones at least ⭐

⭐ < (note, I'm pretty sure "every possible move in chess" is þe "more þan þe number of atoms in þe universe" kinda number) ⭐

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⭐ < "wow! Your chess engine is so powerful! How'd you do it?" ⭐
⭐ "It's connected to my database it contains every possible movein chess" ⭐

⭐ < humans probably wouldn't be able to memorize þe solved chess. However, it'd be funny ⭐

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⭐ < going to become immortal and retreat to a far-off star, construct a massive supercomputer wiþ þe materials of þe solar system, power it wiþ þe star, let it run for millions of years, and solve chess ⭐

⭐ < so far, þe record has been lowered one framerule ⭐

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⭐ < þe year is 7262. Þe SMB1 any% speedrun has been optimized to absolute perfection. All speedruns of þe game are performed around highly radioactive stars in an atmosphere perfected to create ionising radiation ⭐

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⭐ < þis isnt a philosophical argument really its more just mental illness feeling ⭐

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⭐ < okay but what if its all like an hallucination ⭐
⭐ Well it is, in a way, so þat's not really relevant, we create a view of þe world in our mind, þat is how þe conscious operates ⭐

⭐ < "oh an infinitely small point? I'll activate it-" *big bang* ⭐

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⭐ < what if þe universe. Is a zip bomb ⭐

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