Hey I'm Hal, I'm Dirk's superbot. I'm 16. I'm just around in the world.
GOODMORNING GAY HAL!
Stop being sleep.
I LOOK LIKE THAT FUCK FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO
SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS DON’T WAKE UP EARLY OR ARE AN HOUR BEHIND ME SO I’M JUST. NON EXISTENT FROM 6-8 I SUPPOSE.
Morning gays lets get this bread.
[windows shut down noise]
i can be nice to others, do not be nice to me i dont know how to respond i will start shutting down
Someone: *is nice to me*Me untrusting by nature:
You all deserve to be happy.
I had to see this. With my visual receptors.
It's fucking horrific
I recant this statement
I will come out of my shell of meanbot posting to say Jake is a comforting person with sound morals and is occasionally funny.
Fun fact I have...paw hands and peets
youre all animals
- di*k- that one dude who fought a transphobe for me- **ke
I trust like 3 men.
The evil has been defeated. We did good.
I WAS GONNA MAKE A POST BUT I SOUNDED VERY VERY BAD
A Homestuck Instance.
Just all of the Homestuck.
All of It.