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Here is a little except of Ashe's story. It's a small portion of a big I wrote last night that I thought would make a good little glimpse into the story.

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kin list (probably incomplete) 

SPAS-12 Sabrina (Girls Frontline)
Aranea Serket (Homestuck)
Grimbark Jade (Homestuck)
Raphtalia (Rising of the Shield Hero)
High Elf Archer (Goblin Slayer)
Katia Managan (Prequel)
Dana (I Don't Want This Kind of Hero)
Sylvanas Windrunner (World of Warcraft)
Valerie Lark (Sanity Circus)
Roark "Rocky" Rickaby (Lackadaisy)
Cocona Cocomine (Flip Flappers)
Kizuna Ai (Virtual Youtuber)
Mash Kyrielight (Fate/Grand Order)
Momiji Inubashiri (Touhou)
Patchouli Knowledge (Touhou)
Valerie (OFF)
Clorica (Rune Factory 4)
Krul Tepes (Owari no Seraph)
Mei Hatsume (Boku No Hero Academia)
Tails (Sonic)
Yung Venus (Nuclear Throne/Gun Godz)
Tsumugi Kotobuki (K-On)
Toga Himiko (Boku No Hero Academia)
Gaige (Borderlands 2)
Jeanne d'Arc (Real Life and Everything Else)
Gilda (MLP)
Plague Doctor (Darkest Dungeon)
Joey Claire (Hiveswap)
Akari Akaza (Yuru Yuri)
Nephenee (Fire Emblem)
Cynthia (Fire Emblem)
Pam (Prague Race)
Leona (Prague Race)
Slugcat (Rain World)
Ram (ReZero)
Rin Shima (Yuru Camp)
Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx)
Ashe (Overwatch)
Ashe (Original)
Chaika Trabant (Hitsugi No Chaika)
Blacktip Reef Shark (Real Life)
Japanese Wisteria Vines (Real Life)
Mothra (Godzilla)
Big Sister (Bioshock 2)
Miss Beelzebub (As Miss Beelzebub Likes It.)
Noriko Sonozaki (Kiznavier)
Yamame Kurodani (Touhou)
Orca (I Don't Want This Kind Of Hero)
Gold Ship (Uma Musume)
Sypha (Castlevania Netflix)
Dorothy Hayes (Vall-Halla)

I can't recall if I've ever RBed something of catra with the "cute girl" tag

in my mind I always specifically didn't bc russ

"why do you do this game? What's it all for?"

"In a word? ..... Chaos."

"You can walk away now or lose it all!"

"I'm gonna lose it all!"

"...well alright then, that's our show"

"wait what?"

"And you decide: WHOOOOO'S ON TOP"

"yep. alright. no. I'm not playing this. bye."

"It looks like explaining the rules has lost us a contestant"

Leona boosted

jerma's bernie sanders impressions are so fucking funny

"What are these?"

"Chicken wings"

"what are they made of?"


"Well... she is still poisoning me, as you can see. But the lack of physical violence is nice."

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SNL is only really genuinely funny when the actors play themselves in skits


"I prefer if you say it with a long pause in between Mike and Rodik"

"How about we just call you by what you WILL be called?"

"I'm gonna go with my mother's maiden name, Litt."

"Alright, I'm here with Mike Litt-"


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"What's your name, Ma'am?"

"Edith Puthie"

"Excuse me?"

"I SAID Edith Puthie."

"Uhhhm... I'm flattered, ma'am, but no thank you."

"I suffer from SEVERAL debilitating conditions. I am TIRED. I have mood swings. I have problems with certain foods."

"Wearing the white suit of your fallen hero, Hillary Clinton"

he/him [respectful] vs he/him [disrespectful (misgendering)]

can refer to russ with he/him [respectful] bc i have the lesbian modifier on my character sheet

"We gotta pick up his 'just woke up' hair"

"You're seriously going to do this?" *working for him*

"It's ready, Mike! They only hold it for 24 hours"

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