i went by the name of my gryphon for a few years

"Get me something quick and easy to eat. Two pieces of bread with something in between."

"What, like Lord Gerald of Sandwich had the other day?"

"Yes, get me a couple of Geralds."

"I just don't get it. Smeared my opponent, bribed the press to be on my side, and threatened the electorate with torture. I fail to see what more a decent politician could have done."

"The returning officer being, of course, Mr Blackadder, who graciously offered his services after the previous returning officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving"

"I suppose there is only one question left then. What does the S in his name stand for."


"I see. I suppose it isn't any of my business."

"We're going to fight this on issues not personality"

"Why's that?"

"Because our candidate doesn't have one"

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Rowan Atkinson is that line in the DePiglio sketch

"he's the same then as he is now!"

i just spent the last like. 4 hours? fishing in FF14

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Poll time! Among those of you who have seen Ouran High School Host Club, AND enjoyed it, what is your gender? Pls boost, it's not for science, but I'm very curious 😆

#ohshc :boost_ok:

four player game

the first floor of the vault is for everyone and thats where you collect your starting resources

then there's 4 elevators, each player gets one based on color coding

so every player gets 6 spaces to build in

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