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im gonna refer to football/soccer/hockey and similar games as "real life MOBAs"

tax the rich
feed the poor
till there are no
rich no more

masculinity is about doing whatever you want and not being super concerned over what other people think about you in terms of your masculinity

it's way more masculine for a man to wear a dress than for a man to tell someone that they shouldnt wear dresses because dresses arent masculinity

or, more in line with my experiences, you know of a kink conceptually, like you can explain what it is, but you don't know a name for it until someone is like "oh yeah thats -blank-"

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though one thing that is more surprising is what people CALL them. some things have a lot of different names, or a lot of different ways you can refer to them

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even when you're someone like me who knows so many kinks, there are still ones that surprise you

and the best part is me saying this gives no indication whatsoever of what kinks are which, you will literally just fill in the blanks with whatever kinks you specifically feel those ways about

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its funny seeing different people's reactions to different kinks like some people will see a fairly normal kink and go "thats weird as fuck" and others will see something fucked up and freaky and go "yeah thats normal"

the fuck do i gotta do around here to get my body to shut down completely from lack of sleep smh

i think girls are extremely hot and pretty and sexy

"free speech" bitches when even a whisper of your voice can kill them immediately.

its like not calling a transformer a tranny because you dont want to offend a trans person

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bro i appreciate you trying to be uh. i guess like, understanding and not use slurs

but dike and dyke are two completely different words, it's okay to call that tool a dike.

nsfw again 

But the way youre supposed to drink it is... well. THERES A REASON WHY ITS CALLED THAT. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR HANDS TO DRINK IT, YOU GOTTA MOUTH IT.

AND ITS GOT WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP

SO YEAH. APTLY NAMED.

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the way youre """"supposed""" to drink it, I mean. if you just take it as a shot I'm sure it's fine

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