⚔️Gideon "Swag" Nav⚔️ @caffeinatedComposer@trollian.space

i only make good posts

yeah I'm gay, keep scrolling

madoka (short for mathafoka)

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i admire people who have actual good points when you ask them why they don't like something, i'm just like "i'm a hater and this is so sucks!!!"

i love when madeline celeste gets the bewwy in the celeste game!

🐛 < clabapida

madoka, smoking's bad for you
please don't chuff that dart

if you wanna explain kismesissitude to a non-homestuck you tell 'em about elmer fudd and bugs bunny

the thing that gets me with the judith vs kobeni poll is like

it's not even that much of a sweep, like, why is it suspicious? you ran a poll that got reblogged by tumblr dykes, of course

y'know like nya

americans b like "do i get hurgo's, drumbee's or slammy joe's for lunch"

scratch scratch scratchin on heaven's door

*5 minutes later* scratching at the door again

"oh thank god, you're still in there, haha just wanted to check ok bye!"

the concept of a catgirl scratching at someone's door because they need drugs is very fucking funny to me

J i can't help it, i need a cig-

i've never puked from being drunk as shit