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i just wanna say a few things. i know i can be pretty terrible. i’m pretty stupid!
but in the end, i love you guys a lot. you’re all so sweet, and i don’t deserve the interactions i get to have with you.

thanks for being here, trollian <3

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ate 3 children. it was a slow roast. one was spiced with cajun seasonings. another, sweet baby ray’s barbecue sauce. and the last? lemon and garlic. 24 hours. it falls off the bones. true fine cuisine.
/hj

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that’s flattering but my feeling towards you, meteor, are that of two people who vaguely know eachother and are more likely to get into an intense light saber battle and one or both loses an arm in the fight than like touch or kiss eachother

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THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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imagine kinning jfk and your friend kinning the very concept of the Kennedy curse

> i really like this avvie. for those that dont know, @timaeusTestified drew it!

> OH THEY ALSO BOTH HAVE MARIO MUSHROOM STICKERS ON THEIR CHEEKS

> i looked up Cholo on google images and got two buff latino men each with a beer in a brown paper bag, and each with their own headband of differing color matching their buffalo check shirt, kissing eachother

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:33 < i wish you could hide recommendations on twitter

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