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im coniferophyta and i eat steak every day

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why are we still here ? just to suffer ? every night i can feel my arm

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funny joke that relies on the context ive eaten pet food for curiosity reasons 

@carnivore shakes hands back !

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funny joke that relies on the context ive eaten pet food for curiosity reasons 

@carnivore ive actually recently applied tO wOrk there-

all i do on trollian is make stupid posts and laugh

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😌 time to eat 3 day old unrefrigerated string cheese

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funny joke that relies on the context ive eaten pet food for curiosity reasons 

> i start working at petsmart
> i get my first lunch break
> i enter the dog food aisle .

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im the cryptid Of my hOuse because nObOdy really knOws whether Or nOt im here

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gOOd news: i can reliably get tO the hand Of the king nOw
bad news: i cant beat the hand Of the king

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funny joke that relies on the context ive eaten pet food for curiosity reasons 

> i start working at petsmart
> i get my first lunch break
> i enter the dog food aisle .

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if i work at petsmart i can shoplift as much as i want there its in the rules /j

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hades game .................................

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making a homemade elephant ear(fair treat) by microwaving pita bread and then slathering it in butter sugar and cinnamon

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wOOhOO, we dOnt have specific classes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nO zOOm meetings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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