i got baptised in bongwater @cquad@trollian.space

ACAB (All Cats Are Beautiful)

my saddest howdy ever

found an old chatlog from 11 years ago and saw i'd sent someone a link to something on youtube. so i clicked on it to see if the link was still working 11 years later. anyway turns out i just rickrolled myself 11 years in the future

Look at this perfect dog we got. She doesn’t even need eyeballs.

His tongue is poking out and his face is twitching and I am dying

I have an idea for a podcast.

We find two neighboring wyoming ranchers who don't have cellphones, and a third guy who's big on weird Twitter. Every episode, the twitter guy spends the first ten minutes trying to explain what's happening on Twitter that week. Then he is removed from the studio, and the remaining fifty minutes are left for the ranchers to fill the time as they see fit. Usually they just talk about what's happening on their farms. Animal births, farming tips, etc.

This is a nudibranch called a leaf sheep and it has to be a Pokémon.

Happy #baturday! I know I'm a bit late, but please enjoy this Honduran White Bat.

fellas.................... :3c

perhaps a controversial take but i dont think parents should get to act like their children owe them for Existing

:33c< *teleports behind the fediverse* nothing personal kid, nya

why are old white cishet men Like That

retoot corvyn's writing or ELSE

BONG BONG BONG BONG