all these "better than sex" cheesecake recipes im finding make me wonder if all those pinterest mom's needs are being met

If I were Prometheus, I would simply keep the secret of fire to myself

We all have our vices... but we have fun here

just saw a cosplay of mr krabs. hows y'alls friday going

Two Punch Man would have been much more dramatic. Like, oh, when is he gonna land that second punch

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(^β€’xβ€’^) < also hussie8ot got an upd8 so that if you type 8 !'s or the like he sends vriska emoji.
(=^Ο‰^=) < i apuurici8 it 8eclaws i deserved to 8e called out on my vriskinnieness!!!!

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A Homestuck Instance. Just all of the Homestuck. All of It.