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and like my ancestors before me, you too have earned the homestuck mantle, to pass on the tradition, to kin as you please, so long as you respect that i don't like doubles

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You know what piss reminds me of, it reminds of little monsters, the sheer thought of little monsters just makes me want to go to my local book store, or library, do you think they have homestuck in a library that would be fucking sad, anyway i'd go up to the fucking librarian and ask her "hey where's the copy of homestuck" and she'd say "right over their cunt" and i'd say "thank you" then ID FUCKING PISS ALL OVER IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, sorry i mean i'd rent it out first right after i finish getting my free library pass, then i'd go home and PISS FUCKING ALL OVER IT AFTER SETTING IT ON FUCKING FIRE, i'd go on ebay and buy the entire stock of little monsters vhs tapes just to use them as my fucking toilet paper ok, you dont understand the raw hatred i have for little monsters, ok ok, kid you donjt fucking understand, its nothing personal you fucking juggalos, go drink your fucking faygo you damn clowns, ya know i keep thinking about that fucking librarian and how guilty i feel about pissing all over her copy of homestuck so i buy her some nice flowers, roses, red, i hand them to her, *blushes^ be my wife, please i love readign SIKE I FUCKING HATE READING but still marry me, be my fucking wife, please , please this time it's personal. KID. FUCKING GOTTEM, are you serious, am i serious? yes i am, be my wife, please. i still hate reading actually, but i have about 200 copies of little monsters we can watch them all in row in one night, over a couple 100 hours of little monsters i want to actually go into my yard right after i set my entire house on fire, yeah you heard me on fire, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GETTING BORING BUT IM GONNA KEEP GOING BECAUSE GUESS WHAT FUCK YOU JOIN MY GIFTCARD GIVEAWAY DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IM SERIOUS IF YOU DONT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE RRIGHT NOW IM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE FILL YOUR PILLOWS WITH nice friendly rats, because you dont really need to like and subscribe for me to love you, ill love you anyway, yeah im talking to you, yeah you, better believe, please be my minecraft wife, w- new topic, let's talk about komaeda, that's a dead fucking meme never mind, have i mentioned my deep love for EATING OUT p- chinese takeout, it's really good you should try it right after you finish EATING M FUCKING D-dinner with me, it's chinese take out, i really like chinese take out, i've had it 5 days in a row once, that's an entire week and that's not even part of shit post, sometimes i feel like im dragging on one subject for a while but thats because i am, it's on purpose how else am i gonna reach that hot 12000 text mark, there is no way else i just have to keep typing forever and ever, but it;s okay because i like typing, humble brag but im typing this faster than your mom can BLOW M- her tuba, she was in the school band, we went to middle school together, i could've been your dad, sorry i mean mom, maybe i could've been both, maybe i am both, let's get a dna test. Sorry, I guess it's negative i would've been a great parent, we can still piss on little monsters together if you want YEAH IM BACK AGAIN TALKING ABOUT LITTLE MONSTERS OKAY, IM SORRY I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING, ITS THE WORST THING EVER CREATED IT REALLY SETS MY BRAIN ON FIRE IT DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS i really wish there was a caps lock button because holding shift makes my fingeys hurt like hell, yeah i said fingeys instead of fingers FUCK YOU, YOU DONT GET TO HAVE OPINIONS, oh you want this to turn into a fanfiction huh? ok i can fucking do that, i can please you, okay, i fucking can, it's gonna get a little personal, just kidding this is all fake, minecraft steve x villager 2, minecraft steve looked at villager 2 with a sparkle in his eye "hey u down 2 like f*ck" villager 2 nodded as her made his way to the bedroom, its about to get serious, they had only been dating for about a week now, was villager 2 really going to go through with it? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON MY MINECRAFT LETS PLAY- my fingers are gonna be skinny legends after this work out holy shit, i'm gonna break my hands after this one, BRO MY LAPTYOP ALMOST DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF ME TYPING THIS I WOULD'VE ACTUAL HAD A REAL LIFE BREAKDOWN, and i would've filmed it all for my youtube channel, did you know i had a youtube channel? i bet you didnt, please subscribe, please subscribe please subscribe please subscribe sorry i know thats cheating but im running out of things to post about, please i just want to pour all of you out like a bag of skittles and eat you all so i gain your epic brain power, ENDGAME SPOILERS COMING UP, haha sike i don't give one shit about marvel movies eat my entire di- DINNER, yeah i used that joke again. fucking sue me, but don't actually i'm poor, isntead of suing me buy me a switch? then you can beat me in mario kart that's better than suing me? right? right? right? right? RIGHT? yeah you're gonna curl up on this phat text post and take a nice phat nap as you read my giant wall of text, bigger than the wall of china, bigger than the walls of the chamber you're locked in right now, how does it feel to be locked in a room with no windows, and no doors, it feels exactly like how i feel right now, while writing this text post, it hurts, it cuts deep, im trying so hard so very hard, please i just want to make it past 6000 i think it might be time for to end this, oh wait sike i'm gonna do it, im gonna do it, im gonna do it, the repeating words and phrases trick is really effective, okay IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON YOUR CAR IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON YOUR CAR yeah im gonna do it im gonna take a nice fat shit right on your window shield then i'm gonna blame it on my son, which is you, you're m yson, and i love you, i love you so fucking much

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i'll talk about it more with someone but i'm pretty sure i have non24 and i just haven't been able to get irrefutable proof beyond "i'm not sleeping well, i have insomnia" until now

i think i have proof that i have a circadian rhythm disorder now

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