to start well i fucking slammed my toes against a door, it hurt ;;

well anyway, i made it one whole extra year now, pretty impressive of me
24 years world record

"i thought you liked nighttime" nightTIME, it's about the TIME, not about the brightness of the outside!!!! i like when it's not work hours/the morning, i DO enjoy it when it's still clear outside at 10pm!!!

nsfw i fcking guess, mental damage 

i just saw a horny drawing of sephiroth x winnie the pooh and i took infinite mental damage

""bcbg" is the french equivalent of "milf" but for the bourgeoisie" i have received ten thousand psychic damage

the most hilarious thing i think is the fact you can go twice as fast by connecting two joycon

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