「June Egbert」 @ectoBiologist@trollian.space

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm cherishing this gif forever

Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.

homestuck be like

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

"I learned in school ya don't call them indians anymore, it's native american. Like saying same sex partner instead of-"
"Bobby!"

"Now just in case I am incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed powerline?"
"No?.."
"Well. There's really no wrong way to do it."

"Sir, if you're calling me a liar you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella."
"9 Iron."
"Alright, you have a good day."

dnd update: it is a running gag to compare our aasimar player to birds and say he has hollow bones and shit and we found a stash of bird seed and immediately started bullying him just like pspsping him and throwing bits on the ground for him

oh yeah its boob day

which is how i went like 4 months thinking the "seltzer" i was drinking was just really well flavor engineered until i finally read the whole label and realized it was 3 servings a bottle and full of artificial sweeteners to get the number that low so it was kind of just diet soda

i remember youre also allowed to call like uhhh a drink 0 calories if its less than 5 a serving

which admittedly probably works fine for like. snack foods and freezer meals but small candies nobody listens to the serving size on? uh oh

if there's less than 0.5 grams of an ingredient in a serving youre allowed to say 0

they do indeed

i did try calorie counting and for a time it did work but. god starting it up just makes you feel so shitty like i dont care if this candy is somehow like 300 calories a serving im HUNGY

HOLY SHIT

my hierarchy of needs pyramind: a big hammer (and tiny little piece on the top: estrogen)

hey i cant help but notice none of you gave me millions of dollars whats that about