WAIT THAT'S HIS OLD STEVEN VOICE THIS MODEL IS LITTLE STEVEN
s...steven's hair looks wrong
Hmmm. Final review? I'd give this like, a 6.5 out of 10
The story's a little cheesy and has a generic horror movie hand-wave magic thing behind it, some of the fights are a tad confusing, and the brief moments where they use cgi look REALLY bad, but the practical effects are pretty impressive and I thought it was fun, even if it's 100% a surface-level fnaf ripoff
or- crocodile? which ones have the round snouts
Nicolas Cage just suplexed a robot alligator....
I WAS JOKING BEFORE BUT THIS PLOT IS LITERALLY JUST WILLIAM AFTON
anyway in news on the actual movie i....actually think this is pretty good so far
its a shockingly subtle role by nicolas cage standards
oh ok no SOMETIMES when you hit the arrow keys it lets you skip but its in intervals of 50 seconds???
windows movie player genuinely doesnt have a rewind hotkey,,,,,microsoft please you're so stupid
ok kissmovies i love u but i cant with these popup ads im just downloading the movie
everyone pray my isp doesnt get another copyright notice for this !
THE FONT OF THE OPENING CREDITS IS THE HLVRAI CAPTIONS FONT XJDNNFKF
ok well i would if windows 10 wasnt literally throttling chrome and firefox rn
Trans rights! :B
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