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me : *is depressed*
me : *listen to slowed down minecrAft's ost*
my depression : *isn't cured At All*
me : :O !

WH
WAIT THAT'S HIS OLD STEVEN VOICE THIS MODEL IS LITTLE STEVEN

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i sold my dad on a vpn!! i can continue with my devious pirate ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm. Final review? I'd give this like, a 6.5 out of 10
The story's a little cheesy and has a generic horror movie hand-wave magic thing behind it, some of the fights are a tad confusing, and the brief moments where they use cgi look REALLY bad, but the practical effects are pretty impressive and I thought it was fun, even if it's 100% a surface-level fnaf ripoff

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windows why are you lagging on a DOWNLOADED VIDEO WHAT DO YOU NEED TO LOAD

HOLY FUCK
I WAS JOKING BEFORE BUT THIS PLOT IS LITERALLY JUST WILLIAM AFTON

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anyway in news on the actual movie i....actually think this is pretty good so far
its a shockingly subtle role by nicolas cage standards

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oh ok no SOMETIMES when you hit the arrow keys it lets you skip but its in intervals of 50 seconds???

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windows movie player genuinely doesnt have a rewind hotkey,,,,,microsoft please you're so stupid

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ok kissmovies i love u but i cant with these popup ads im just downloading the movie
everyone pray my isp doesnt get another copyright notice for this !

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THE FONT OF THE OPENING CREDITS IS THE HLVRAI CAPTIONS FONT XJDNNFKF

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ok well i would if windows 10 wasnt literally throttling chrome and firefox rn

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i have decided to watch fnaf the movie aka willy's wonderland

do NOT read poetry. DON'T encourage them .words are NOT supposed to go like that

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