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GOLF

Golf has scope for a fair amount of skill, and it makes one of the best double solitaires where the packs are not actually amalgamated.
Use a regular pack. Deal a row of seven cards face up. Then deal four more rows on the first, making thirty-five cards in all. Overlap the cards so that you can read all indexes. This is the tableau.
The rest of the pack is the hand. Turn cards up one by one from the hand, putting them face up in one talon. You may go through the hand only once.
The object of play is to clear away the tableau, by building all the cards into the talon. One card at a time may be moved from the top of a tableau pile, if it is in sequence with the card on top of the talon. The sequence may be up or down. For example, if the cards uppermost in the layout are 6-7-8-7-6-5-4, they may be moved in that order onto the talon if it shows a 7 or 5. Suits are ignored. The ace is low and the king high. You may build 2-A-2, but when you have a king on the talon you may not put a queen on it—the sequence ends there. Occasionally you must refrain from playing off all possible queens and jacks from the tableau, saving some for kings not yet uncovered there.
The analogy with golf is that your score is the number of cards left in the tableau after you have run through the hand, and the lower, the better.

i am also diy-ing clothes recently. im taking apart a lot of pants. oh and i found a fucking mp3 player from 2013 that doesnt realize it has a battery so it shuts off when unplugged but if i put a power bank on it it becomes convinced the power bank is its battery and chills out

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minor injury 

oh hi trollian! its been a while! in the past few days i have successfully scratched myself with my nails twice, a seamripper at least 3 times one of which could have been very dangerous but was not, and with falling heavy objects (a dismantled but still charged powerstrip, an old timey radio, and a hipbasket full of clothes) twice!

been getting really into golf lately. its fun until i get down to the last 3 cards in the deck and they all turn over kings. also learned pyramid. its worse

@mifuyu

GOLF

Golf has scope for a fair amount of skill, and it makes one of the best double solitaires where the packs are not actually amalgamated.
Use a regular pack. Deal a row of seven cards face up. Then deal four more rows on the first, making thirty-five cards in all. Overlap the cards so that you can read all indexes. This is the tableau.
The rest of the pack is the hand. Turn cards up one by one from the hand, putting them face up in one talon. You may go through the hand only once.
The object of play is to clear away the tableau, by building all the cards into the talon. One card at a time may be moved from the top of a tableau pile, if it is in sequence with the card on top of the talon. The sequence may be up or down. For example, if the cards uppermost in the layout are 6-7-8-7-6-5-4, they may be moved in that order onto the talon if it shows a 7 or 5. Suits are ignored. The ace is low and the king high. You may build 2-A-2, but when you have a king on the talon you may not put a queen on it—the sequence ends there. Occasionally you must refrain from playing off all possible queens and jacks from the tableau, saving some for kings not yet uncovered there.
The analogy with golf is that your score is the number of cards left in the tableau after you have run through the hand, and the lower, the better.

oh well that wasnt directly on my profile lets try again

oh hi local timeline! one time my friend tried to teleport to me but accidentally teleported every entity in the game to me and i was in a boat several chunks out in the ocean. the ender dragon drowned

he was like "oh well you got the scar" the only defining trait he knows is that hes got a scar. overjoyed /gen

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category 5 quackity moment went pretty well except (and for context i was out collecting candy on my familys behalf) this guy in his like mid 20s tried to guess all our costumes and his guess for me was h*rry p*tter. which is hilarious in hindsight. one because out of all the dsmp characters this one looks the least like that guy and not only that but he ALSO had to not actually know what the character he was guessing even looks like. kind of a win tbh

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hello world! i have not touched trollian since halloween. in my defense i was writin'

i shouldnt play guitar rn lest i fuck up my nail polish again but i wanna. i need to relearn everything i forgot after sr year

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less than 24 hours until my category 5 quackity moment. im occupying my precious time leading up to this event with bicuriosity

update: i have glued my boot soles back to the shoes. win. i need another task now

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[having spent several hours building in minecraft, done laundry, worked on writing, and cleaned out 2k files from my computer] i have GOT to complete more tasks

mcr 

heres an update on where im at mentally right now: wwwy inviting mcr in the first place was hilarious because mcr doesnt like being called an emo band For A Reason i think there is no timeline where mcr went to wwwy and didnt make a jab at the festival but this is just the icing on the cake. theyre mid 40s now my dude they havent been young in a while

[stumbling into the timeline covered in blood] hi guys nothing happened i just forgot to log on to trollian

mcr 

just saying if they played drowning lessons itd fix me

mcr 

the goal is to understand before lotms2. its like solving a little arg

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mcr 

princess di outfit ohhhhh i think im starting to get it

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