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I just wanna float about for a billion billion years doing not much but making friends and loves and having positive impacts on people's lives

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*explaining public transit*

okay so you know the 21 frame rule in smb1?

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Sure the memeification of the D&D alignment system doesn't really "get it" but honestly nobody has ever understood D&D alignments
one time one of my nerd buddies in like, 2009 or so was trying to describe chaotic good characters and just described tsunderes instead

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knitting = kitten
purling = purr

WHAT IS THE TRUTH ? KNITTING WAS INVENTED BY CATS

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Hello Mr president this is your doctor speaking we are going to inject ten billion grams of heroin into your heart just to see what happens

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when i was a kid i had this wooden sword from Medieval Times and occasionally I would turn it around and hold it by the blade and act like the crossguard/hilt area was an axe

I of course had NO IDEA that this was ACTUALLY A THING people would do with their swords back in the day and was a big reason why full-metal gauntlets existed

of course it wasnt to "pretend it was an axe" but to smash people's helmets in with the heavy metal crossguard and pommel, but still

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here is my favOrite stOry abOut peOple clapping back at peOple whO yell at them tO speak english

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humans evolved to give pats and scritches to animals

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GG: it has become very tiresome listening to her right now actually

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me leaving work and checking in on the most normal website in the world, mastodon dot com: what the

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A friend of a friend went on a rant about how Promare has bad animation because it uses CGI and like... dude literally shut the fuck up.

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i keep forgetting how much i like to design monsters and creatures i love monsters and creatures so much they rule and they are very neat and cool

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Vikings have got the easiest job in the world. Sit in a boat. Stab people with swords. It's as basic as it possibly gets.

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