Sunday @gralgfarg@trollian.space

a stOry fOr yOu

Sure the memeification of the D&D alignment system doesn't really "get it" but honestly nobody has ever understood D&D alignments
one time one of my nerd buddies in like, 2009 or so was trying to describe chaotic good characters and just described tsunderes instead

knitting = kitten
purling = purr

WHAT IS THE TRUTH ? KNITTING WAS INVENTED BY CATS

everyone look at slugcat now

Hello Mr president this is your doctor speaking we are going to inject ten billion grams of heroin into your heart just to see what happens

when i was a kid i had this wooden sword from Medieval Times and occasionally I would turn it around and hold it by the blade and act like the crossguard/hilt area was an axe

I of course had NO IDEA that this was ACTUALLY A THING people would do with their swords back in the day and was a big reason why full-metal gauntlets existed

of course it wasnt to "pretend it was an axe" but to smash people's helmets in with the heavy metal crossguard and pommel, but still

here is my favOrite stOry abOut peOple clapping back at peOple whO yell at them tO speak english

humans evolved to give pats and scritches to animals

A friend of a friend went on a rant about how Promare has bad animation because it uses CGI and like... dude literally shut the fuck up.

i keep forgetting how much i like to design monsters and creatures i love monsters and creatures so much they rule and they are very neat and cool

Vikings have got the easiest job in the world. Sit in a boat. Stab people with swords. It's as basic as it possibly gets.