FRAT B9Y EPHRA1M @kankervantas@trollian.space

GAMERS....
https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

BUT HEY, G1RLS, WHENEVER Y9U NEED T9 SH9W TH9SE CREEPY B9YS WH9'S B9SS, JUST REMEMBER THAT GAMEGRL'S G9T Y9UR BACK. L99K F9R ME 9N SPEC1ALLY-MARKED B9XES 9F BETTY CR9CKER BRAND SNACKS AND HAVE AN ADULT CALL THE T9LL-FREE NUMBER T9 SUBSCR1BE T9 THE G1RLS-9NLY GAMEGRL MAGAZ1NE. ALR1GHT, CHECK Y9U LATER G1RLFR1ENDS!

Aries: https://youtu.be/H01BwSD9eyQ

Taurus: https://youtu.be/oT3mCybbhf0

Gemini: https://youtu.be/63qtYi1nwcs

Cancer: https://youtu.be/Uqm8hZ0X94k

Leo: https://youtu.be/VLztjfCKzAU

Virgo: https://youtu.be/Z8osOoa8p8A

Libra: https://youtu.be/Gc2u6AFImn8

Scorpio: https://youtu.be/xZIH6ko39ZM

Sagittarius: https://youtu.be/AhvUER-EzWM

Capricorn: https://youtu.be/ZpyYjHCHfOA

Aquarius: https://youtu.be/A4B6-doaPMY

Pisces: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

@seventy @JackNoir Sometimes I use a word like "glomping" or [redacted] and then Jack doesn't know what it means and I explain it whether he wants to know or not.

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THE PR9BLEM W1TH THE BEE M9V1E 1S THAT 1T'S N9T AB9UT LESB1ANS

SH9UT9UT T9 THE ABS9LUTE MADLAD 1 SAW 9N TUMBLR SH1PP1NG THE FL9WER FR9M CUPHEAD W1TH FL9WEY

ABS9LUTE MADMAN

"WHAT'S 1N Y9UR PANTS?"
"WELL CUPHEAD AND H1S PAL MUGMAN
THEY L1KE T9 R9LL THE D1CE
BY CHANCE THEY CAME UP9N DEV1L'S GAME
AND, G9SH, THEY PA1D THE PR1CE
PA1D THE PR1111111CE!
AND N9W THEY'RE F1GHT1NG F9R THE1R L1VES
9N A M1SS19N FRAUGHT W1TH DREAD
AND 1F THEY PR9CEED
BUT D9N'T SUCCEED
WELLLLLLLL
THE DEV1L W1LL TAKE THE1R HEADS!"

WANT T9 BUY M9RE TH1NGS 1N CUPHEAD BUT 1'M REALLY BAD AT RUN AND GUNS...

"WHAT'S 1N Y9UR PANTS"
"MY LEGS"
"WHAT'S BETWEEN TH9SE LEGS?"
"M9RE LEGS"

"WHAT'S 1N Y9UR PANTS"
"A G1ANT CENS9R BAR"

1F Y9U CAN SEE MY GEN1TAL1A N9 Y9U CAN'T

TUMBLR 1S THE M9ST RESPECTABLE WEBS1TE AND HERE'S WHY:
L9ST VER1Z9N A FUCKT9N 9F M9NEY
USERBASE KEEPS MAK1NG EXTENS19NS T9 R9LL BACK UPDATES

ME, DR1NK1NG C9FFEE: HAHA BRA1N MACH1NE G9 BRRRRR

1 CAN KEEP SECRETS, BUT S9MET1MES 1 D1SL1KE D91NG 1T...
WELL, 1T DEPENDS 9N WHAT K1ND 9F SECRET
BUT THE N1CE TH1NG W1TH A SECRET 1S 1T C9MES W1TH THE B9UNDAR1ES WHEN Y9U HEAR 1T!
1 F9RGET T9 N9T TELL SP91LERS BECAUSE 1 F9RGET THEY'RE SP91LERS, BUT 1 D9N'T HAVE THAT W1TH SECRETS

1 TH1NK THE PR9BLEM W1TH K1NG D1CE'S THEME, 1S THAT K1NG D1CE 1S REALLY CLEARLY 1NFLUENCED BY CAB CALL9WAY, WH1CH MAKES ME EXPECT H1M T9 START SCATT1NG. BUT HE NEVER D9ES.

L1KE... S9MET1MES 1T C9MES AS A SURPR1SE WHEN S9ME1 1S A CREEP
BUT MAN S9MET1MES S9ME1 GETS 9UTED AS A CREEP AND Y9U L99K AT EVERYTH1NG Y9U KN9W AB9UT THEM AND G9 "...YEAH THAT TRACKS."

1 WANNA BE CLEAR SLEEP1NG A L9T AND BE1NG A MURDER MACH1NE ARE EAS1LY C9MPAT1BLE
1T'S THE DUMBASSERY
1 9F THEM KEEPS F9RGETT1NG HE D9ESN'T L1KE G91NG 9UTS1DE BUT 9H MY G9D D9ES HE TRY
HE TR1ES ALL THE T1ME
1N TH1S 1NST1TUT19N