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i can make all of my old jokes all over again post scratch

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creating catgirls for "non hentai reasons" should not 8e allowed and any scientist that attempts it should 8e shot

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"hwæt! we gardena in geardagum þeodcyna þrum gefrunon huða æþelingas ellen fremedon!" is such a raw ass line you'd think it was from shakespeare but it's actually the introduction to 8th-11th century epic poem "Beowulf"

scientists: DO NOT let the solution fall below 80°C or the substance will crystallize, ruining the reaction

NileRed: I put the solution on the hot plate, and left it for a few hours to do it's thing. However, the power went out after an hour, and the solution cooled down enough to form crystals, and i had to start over.

Cody'sLab: So uh, it looks like my old hot plate wasn't up to the task of keeping the solution above 80°C, and the sun is about to set in a few minutes. I think we're gonna call it there for this part, and next week I'll prepare a new solution for the next video.

Ex&F: I'm a little worried about this hot plate, it's been starting to fall lately and I'm real worried about this whole project going yellow. I don't see any ye– wait right there. fuck it's gone yellow

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