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i can make all of my old jokes all over again post scratch

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♪ʘ♪ TH3 9NLY TH1NG 5T9PP1NG M3 FR9M 831NG 4 H1M3J95H1 4ND 4 FUJ95H1 15 TH3 "J95H1" P4RT

oh what the fuck we absolutely need to bust out the guillotine

♪ʘ♪ 1 C4N'T T4K3 1T
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♪ʘ♪ TH15 15 4 CR1M3 9F TH3 H1GH35T C4L183R

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us electoralism 

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♪ʘ♪ 8UT N9W 1 H4V3 4 V3RY 4CC35518L3 53T 9F M3T4PH9R5 4ND 1M4G3RY T9 83 1N54N3 W1TH 9N D15C9RD 4T THR33 1N TH3 M9RN1NG

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