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i can make all of my old jokes all over again post scratch

nsfw ment 

1 SAW 1 GAY VN W1TH A DUDE WH9 HAD A C9M1CALLY LARGE BULGE, L99KED 70, AND WAS APPARENTLY 48
WE GET 1T, Y9U D9N'T KN9W ANY1 9VER 30, D9N'T FLAUNT 1T BB ❤️

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nsfw ment 

LESB1AN GAMEDEVS: HERE'S MY C99L GAME W1TH A D1VERSE CAST, 1NTEREST1NG GAMEPLAY, AND A NEAT ST9RY
GAY GAMEDEVS: HERE'S A V1SUAL N9VEL WHERE Y9U CAN FUCK CHAD THUNDERC9CK, BRAD HUGED1CK, AND THAD LARGEPEN1S

JUST WHEN 1 WAS G91NG T9 SH9W MY R99MMATE A FUNN1E TUMBLR P9ST :trollpensive:

1 MEANT T9 MARK 1T F9R CL1CK1NG THR9UGH BUT F9RG9T T9 D9 THAT AFTER ADJUST1NG THE PREV1EW
WH99PS

1 P9URED MY BL99D, SWEAT, AND TEARS 1NT9 THAT P9SE
THE EXTRA MENAC1NG NATURE 9F B99B C1PHER C9MES FR9M THE WE1RD ANGLE THAT 1 DREW H1M FR9M
AND YEAH 1T'S N9T L9SS 1 JUST DREW S9ME L1NES AND TURNED THEM 1NT9 BEAMS 9F L1GHT

1 HAVE BEEN D91NG ART ALL MY L1FE AND 1 GUESS 1T LED T9 MAK1NG UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TH1S

the cw feature in addition to being incredibly useful for its intended purpose is great for jokes

9N 9THER S9C1AL MED1A, THE "CL1CK HERE T9 C9NSENT T9 SEE1NG BAD P9STS" BUTT9N 1S CALLED THE "S1GN UP" BUTT9N :trollpensive:

TH1S 1S WHERE 9THER S9C1AL MED1A WENT WR9NG
N9T HAV1NG A SPEC1F1C "CL1CK HERE T9 C9NSENT T9 SEE1NG A STUP1D FUCK1NG P9ST" BUTT9N

L9VE THAT MAST9D9N G1VES ME THE AB1L1TY T9 CW MY P9STS F9R BE1NG FUCK1NG 1NANE BULLSH1T N9B9DY SH9ULD CARE AB9UT 1T
1F Y9U CL1CK 9N A WH1NGE 1T'S Y9UR PR9BLEM N9W

old bullshit 

ST1LL N9T 9VER PE9PLE US1NG TH1S AS AN UN1R9N1C CR1T1C1SM 9F "CART99NS THESE DAYS"

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