♪ʘ♪ fiancee: whats a good last name 4 a cop
♪ʘ♪ me: hamm
♪ʘ♪ fiancee: no

♪ʘ♪ @ least all homestucks can unite against redditstucks...

♪ʘ♪ soulm8 au: all humans r born w 1 brain cell that they share w their soulm8
♪ʘ♪ when ur soulm8 dies, if they have the brain cell, u can nvr brain again :(
♪ʘ♪ if u had the brain cell u always have ur full mental faculties from then on :(

✵彡 jack, I'm s(O)meh(O)w n(O)t surprised that y(O)u h(O)ld this headcan(O)n ✵彡

my headcanon about troll physiology is that if you stab 'em a lot, they die.

(^•ω•^) < ppl; makes jade meta a8t how she was alone her entire childhood and didnt get to experience a lot of 'normal' things other kids did
(^•ω•^) < me, every time;

(^•ω•^) < me; s33s a slightly darker than normal rain8ow
(^•ω•^) < my 8rain; hemospectrum

♪ʘ♪ quality rp quotes 4 posterity
♪ʘ♪ "i did nothing, u dug ur own hole @ the sight of a shovel"

♪ʘ♪ the cold compress ran out of cold now im stranded :((

♪ʘ♪ ive def waited 4 buses @ -20c thats a typical temp 4 where im from

♪ʘ♪ *shoves my face in2 a cold compress*
♪ʘ♪ ahh, ideal

♪ʘ♪ 1 time i had 2 wait 4 30min outside 4 a school bus at -20f
♪ʘ♪ so anyway i live in the south now

:33< i have weak to cold damage on my dnd character sh33t

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