I SAY THIS LIKE I HAVEN’T ALREADY GONE APESHIT BEFORE.

I ACTUALLY THINK EGG SHELLS TASTE PRETTY GOOD.

ITS NOT AS IF I’VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN TO READ ALTERNIAN ON MY OWN AT ALL. DEFINITELY NOT. I SIT ON MY ASS TO BE IGNORANT AND BLISSFUL, 100%. JESUS.

TG: that sounds inconvinent
TG: have u tried learning to read

THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE SOLLUX CAN PHYSICALLY READ ALL OF MY POSTS WHILE I CAN NOT READ SHIT.

I’M NOT EVEN SHOWERING I’M JUST SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF THE ABLUTION BLOCK.

SOLLUX, TRANSLATE, I AM FUCKING BEGGING YOU.

IT TAKES ME A SOLID 5 MINUTES TO READ ONE ALTERNIAN SENTENCE.

IS IT WITHIN THE REALM OF YOUR CAPABILITIES TO STOP EXPOSING ME ON TROLLIAN? JESUS.

YOUR GREASE HAIR IS GOING TO DRIP IN THE FOOD, STINKY.

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