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GOOD EVENING, PEOPLE OF TROLLIAN. MY NAME IS J. EGBERT BUT MANY HAVE TAKEN ON THE CURIOUS HABIT OF REFERRING TO ME AS DAD. I AM, IN FACT, THE PROUD FATHER OF ONE SON BY THE NAME OF JOHN, WHO I HEAR THAT, SINCE MY UNTIMELY DEATH, HAS COME QUITE FAR, JUST AS I EXPECTED HIM TO. I AM FOND OF ALL THINGS MANLY, FASHIONABLE, AND PROFESSIONAL. THIS MAY MAKE ME SOUND BORING TO YOU YOUNGSTERS, BUT I HOPE YOU WILL FIND THAT I AM ANYTHING BUT.

WHILE I AM EXCITED TO SEE THE GOOD FASHION ROUNDUP, I THINK I AM GOING TO TAKE MY LEAVE AGAIN. HAVE FUN, KIDS.

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its just fun to make fun of rich assholes! were coping with capitalism and the inherent disrespect of commercializing and disrespecting an important lgbt term through humor

PERSONALLY, WHILE I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE LIVING WORLD AT PRESENT, I AM ENJOYING TURNTECHGODHEAD'S PRESENTATION.

COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE IS BORING...

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I ADMIT, I DO NOT HAVE MUCH VARIETY IN MY WARDROBE. I THINK THAT WHAT I DO HAVE SERVES ITS PURPOSE WELL, THOUGH.

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I TYPICALLY WEAR THINGS LIKE BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND TIES. AND, OF COURSE, HATS. AND LET US NOT FORGET PIPES, AN ESSENTIAL TO ANY OUTFIT.

I, PERSONALLY, AM FOND OF SUITS IN GENERAL. BUT FROM MY ADMITTEDLY VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF THIS "MET GALA", I, FOR ONCE, DO NOT THINK THAT THEIR SIMPLE CHARM WAS APPROPRIATE FOR WHAT WAS CALLED FOR.

JUST BE SURE TO STAY SAFE. BRING MOSQUITO SPRAY AND PLENTY OF FOOD.

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