Aiyden, ｢KINS SPINEL??｣ @romanticMenace@trollian.space

friendly reminder i did mAke this monstrosity

Your nAme is AIYDEN BURGSS
Your interests Are FOOD -- usuAlly PIZZA, -- ARCHERY, And PROGRAMMING, both of which you Are NOT VERY GOOD AT, though you try your best.
You like ROMANCE And VIOLENCE And you wAnt A PRETTY GIRL to smooch, but until thAt works out you prefer to STAY INSIDE And be ARTSY
Your bAckstory is SAD And DUMB And VERY DUMB, but it involved A lot of VIOLENCE And A distinct lAck of ROMANCE, for this reAson you don't like TALKING ABOUT IT
Your clAsspect is THIEF of TIME, And it's nice for mAking up for All the TIME you WASTE while you EAT And CODE
Your trolltAg is romAnticMenAce, And you tAlk like A jAckAss

Me: just eAts And plAys videogAmes All dAy
BrAin: gghghhhiuiigghhhh this suckssss ewwwwww do something elsleeeegghhghh
Me: leArns shit And codes All dAy
BrAin: fffuuckckkk ghghghfhjf fucfkc ew this sucks too fufkckckck

importAnt:

⚙️sCrem

⚙️i oFFiCiAlly hAve AUdio oF dio sAying ChimiChAngA And Amigo

⚙️HIS JAPANESE VA I MEAN BTW

⚙️I JUST FOUND OUT DIO'S VOICE ACTOR PLAYED DEADPOOL ONE TIME AND HONESTLY I WANT THIS AU

⚙️me: *blAbbing AboUt A gAme i wAnnA get*
⚙️Friend: one seC
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⚙️*2 minUtes lAter*
⚙️;>
⚙️me: why'd yoU winK At me
⚙️yoU son oF A bitCh why'd yoU winK At me iF i see A steAm notiFiCAtion i sweAr to god

⚙️my Friend on steAm Keeps bUying me stUFF And hes AmAzing bUt Also GAAAAHH I WANNA PAY YOU BACK STOP BEING SO GENEROUS

⚙️nemAtode

⚙️im gonA,,,sAy the n word

⚙️the sAt is dUmb And i mostly nApped dUring it
⚙️i Also snUCK my eArbUds in And listened to A giAnt plAylist i mAde the night beFore hAhA College boArd losers >:)

⚙️Been FAr? DeCided to Use? LooK More LiKe!

⚙️I tried to google the bro thAt wAs mAd FUnny meme And got 1 relevAnt resUlt then 200 "U mAd bro?" imAges From 2008 And I thinK pArt oF my soUl hAd died looKing At them

⚙️*gross sobbing* MY SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEESSS

⚙️ME SNAKES SPILELD ON THE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

⚙️,,,these snAKes smell weird And I'm Using this post As evidenCe iF I get siCK