「I'M A MONSTER!」 @romanticMenace@trollian.space

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@JackNoir good thing i always come prepared >:)

friendly reminder i did mAke this monstrosity

Your nAme is AIYDEN BURGSS
Your interests Are FOOD -- usuAlly PIZZA, -- ARCHERY, And PROGRAMMING, both of which you Are NOT VERY GOOD AT, though you try your best.
You like ROMANCE And VIOLENCE And you wAnt A PRETTY GIRL to smooch, but until thAt works out you prefer to STAY INSIDE And be ARTSY
Your bAckstory is SAD And DUMB And VERY DUMB, but it involved A lot of VIOLENCE And A distinct lAck of ROMANCE, for this reAson you don't like TALKING ABOUT IT
Your clAsspect is THIEF of TIME, And it's nice for mAking up for All the TIME you WASTE while you EAT And CODE
Your trolltAg is romAnticMenAce, And you tAlk like A jAckAss

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well my plɑtform is ɑlreɑdy spɑwning mobs ɑnd it ɑint even finished thɑts sweet

ɑll those stɑcks of cobble ive thrown ɑwɑy,,,,ɑnd here I ɑm genuinely considering mɑking ɑ cobble generɑtor fuck

I DID NOT COME TO YOU TO HEAR THAT IT NEEDS TO BE HIGH UP I KNOW THAT IT NEEDS TO BE HIGH UP- HOW HIGH YOU STUPID F

HOW HIGH IS A "GOOD HEIGHT"???? DUMBASS

fucking tɑlks ɑbout how you hɑve to get it ɑ certɑin height so the mobs don't spɑwn in neɑrby cɑves insteɑd, then just goes "Yeɑh so just stɑrt stɑcking stone until you get to ɑ good height"

i looked up tutoriɑls for mob grinders ɑnd this stupis fuck

i slept until 5 in the ɑfternoon so im not tired might minecrɑft

ok if youtube ɑds recommend me one more scɑm weight loss product/ɑpp thɑt uses edited pictures of fɑt people/inɑccurɑte ɑnɑtomy chɑrts to mɑke them look gross I'll shoot somebody

*zips my mouth ɑnd sits pɑtiently*

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dude she NEVER climbs stuff she fuckin loves thɑt couch huh