Aiyden, ｢THE DINGLE｣ @romanticMenace@trollian.space

friendly reminder i did mAke this monstrosity

Your nAme is AIYDEN BURGSS
Your interests Are FOOD -- usuAlly PIZZA, -- ARCHERY, And PROGRAMMING, both of which you Are NOT VERY GOOD AT, though you try your best.
You like ROMANCE And VIOLENCE And you wAnt A PRETTY GIRL to smooch, but until thAt works out you prefer to STAY INSIDE And be ARTSY
Your bAckstory is SAD And DUMB And VERY DUMB, but it involved A lot of VIOLENCE And A distinct lAck of ROMANCE, for this reAson you don't like TALKING ABOUT IT
Your clAsspect is THIEF of TIME, And it's nice for mAking up for All the TIME you WASTE while you EAT And CODE
Your trolltAg is romAnticMenAce, And you tAlk like A jAckAss

Me: just eAts And plAys videogAmes All dAy
BrAin: gghghhhiuiigghhhh this suckssss ewwwwww do something elsleeeegghhghh
Me: leArns shit And codes All dAy
BrAin: fffuuckckkk ghghghfhjf fucfkc ew this sucks too fufkckckck

importAnt:

I'm here to eat ass and kick bubblegum

And I'm all out of gum

i Forgot to mention the ArCAde i went to on tUesdAy jUst,,,,, hAd mister Freeze sitting Above the ddr mAChine,,,,,,

YEARNING


FOR SLEEP

broo im tgonA bevso tired tomorroowwwwwww

GAAHHH

WHYBWONT THE STUPID LUMP OF CELLS CONTROLLING THIS MEAT PUPPET GO TO SLEEP ALREADY