Your nAme is AIYDEN BURGSS
Your interests Are FOOD -- usuAlly PIZZA, -- ARCHERY, And PROGRAMMING, both of which you Are NOT VERY GOOD AT, though you try your best.
You like ROMANCE And VIOLENCE And you wAnt A PRETTY GIRL to smooch, but until thAt works out you prefer to STAY INSIDE And be ARTSY
Your bAckstory is SAD And DUMB And VERY DUMB, but it involved A lot of VIOLENCE And A distinct lAck of ROMANCE, for this reAson you don't like TALKING ABOUT IT
Your clAsspect is THIEF of TIME, And it's nice for mAking up for All the TIME you WASTE while you EAT And CODE
Your trolltAg is romAnticMenAce, And you tAlk like A jAckAss
I like smoochin And hittin stuff
A Homestuck Instance. Just all of the Homestuck. All of It.