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reAlized i would stop being mAd At bloons 6 if i stopped plAying on hArd mode for no reAson And Im hAving fun on eAsy mode now :)

pro tip for humans when interacting with any animal that isn't a domestic dog 

don't fucking stare at them. this goes for basically every wild animal but also domestic cats. humans and dogs (which we co-evolved with over millions of years) are the weirdo outliers in nature when it comes to eye contact. for every other critter, they will usually interpret looking at them for an extended period in one of two ways:
• i view you as prey and am actively considering hunting you
• i view you as a threat or rival and want you to know that i'm not letting my guard down around you

most animals are constantly using their senses to maintain situational awareness of their surroundings, and the way humans prioritize vision over hearing and smell to zero in on only what's right in front of them is fucking alien to them.

this is *part* of why cats can't stand people who pay too much attention them and seem to gravitate towards people who ignore them. not staring means you're comfortable in their presence and lets them know they don't need to be wary of you.

it's different when you already have an established relationship, but it's critical for building trust with strangers.

ok i thought i wAs crAzy eArlier but no the eggnog Absolutely tAstes like bubblegum

Fallout 

AnywAy shockingly quickly I killed CAesAr, Benny, And Mr. House so I guess I'm god now

the CtrlAltDel menu is working, Alt tAb shows the little popup of All the window previews, but it wont chAnge focus from the gAme. Fucking kill me

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sigh. new vegAs is breAking my computer. fAntAstic.

Fallout 

OkAy not only do I hAve silly sephiroth hAir And A kAtAnA but my kArmA rAnk is literAlly "The sword of despAir" now whAt the FUCK

I cAn't tell if its just the brAnd I got but its Almost like. Bubblegum-ish?
On further sips thAt note wAs A lot more subtle but i think its supposed to be minty just the fAct thAt its Also like, creAm fucks thAt up it's hArd to describe

why does it tAste like THAT thAt is NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

just tried eggnog for the first time And uhhhh whAt the fuck

Fallout 

the 7 hours of grinding for the phoenix implAnt And subdermAl Armor were worth it for this power trip

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Fallout 

Though this meAns I cAn tAke the much more fun option: I get to wAlk to the Legion cAmp And singlehAndedly kill everyone with A kAtAnA while Benny wAtches :)

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