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babycats legal name is hades but he only responds to babycat or just baby

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every personality ever falls somewhere on this spectrum

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anyways now i have constant panic attacks bc im terrified of seeing that man again 😊😊😊

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i was expecting police brutality and instead they did ✨nothing✨

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cops are useless lmao. throwback to when i, a white afab teenager, called them bc a person of color was tweaking and threatening me with a knife and they just sent him on his merry way, knife and all

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i sold my dad on a vpn!! i can continue with my devious pirate ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been the resident feminazi since middle school so idk why he thought i would be sympathetic lmfao

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he whined to me about it and i was like. dude.

fun fact: reno has a lot of mormons. one of them slut shamed my friend in high school bc he created this false image where she was this madonna and then got mad at her when she wasnt

well like its one thing to convert to judaism its another thing to join a cult

saw someone on tiktok brag about converting to mormonism. uh sorry hon you didnt convert you were indoctrinated

sorry jadebot did the cat girl awaken your dog instincts

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they hit my PARKED car in a PARKING LOT and did $3k of damage what the actual fuck where they doing

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whoever hit it is gonna have a very painful insurance bill next month

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my car is back! the grand total for repairs was *drumroll please*
$2966!

lucky dad & brother are gonna drop my car off at my work when its done

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returned my rental, my car isnt ready to be picked up quite yet, have to go to work, paying $12 to take a five minute uber to work so i can work 4 hours and make $45. this is stupid

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