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while driving down the road i saw a "do not pass" sign that had some of the letters covered by snow stuck to it, so it ended up reading "NO ASS"
and honestly? thats beautiful

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makes such expert use of the filters that every single post on the whole of mastodon is hidden from me. the platform is drawn under a cloak of invisibility. my presence here was an illusion the whole time

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i accidentally misspoke and said "dirt" when i was talking to a friend abt hs shit once. we were in a mcdonalds and we lost our collective shits for a solid 20 minutes.

i wasnt even trying to say "dirk." i meant to say "hal."

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me, to my therapist: "im feeling very un-karkalicious right now"

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Crowsicle :hs_time: boosted

TROLLIAN ILLITERATE SMACKDOWN TOURNAMENT 2019.

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there is a thing that carries over from my verbal patterns to my text patterns and thats that I INCREASE IN VOLUME AT INOPPORTUNE TIMES

if i typed the way i spoke it would include a lot of pauses, constant stumbling over syllables or repeating entire parts of words, less "g" sounds on words that end with "ing," and,,, probably some other shit

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:33 < oh, cool!! cant wait to s33 you try, motherfucker

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the only downside of owning chickens is that sometimes you will have eggs in your pockets and then forget about those eggs until you are met with an unpleasant surprise

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:33 < might fuck around and *bursts into flames*

i feel like my dragon kin count almost qualifies as a cinematic parallel with @mitunacaptor 's death count
,,speaking of which last i saw that counter was at 13 where did the extra 4 come from holy Shit

ive been on several instances but ngl i never really stuck around on any others besides this one. they just didnt vibe with me

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proceeds to lay facedown on the fuckcinf floor and pass out the moment i blink 0.2 seconds too long
seeyall

spotify is neat but you can tell im nstill getting used to using it because i ajlmost called it "pandora"

ok i was About To sleep but country roads came up on my spotify playlist

t-poses and no-clips through the walls of the instance while making deafening banging sounds
i hope everyone here is doing well

i am so fucking unable to process anything beyond like basic breathing functions rn hi whats goign on in this neck of the woods

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