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When human pet guy eventually talks about foot kink he'll either be incredibly into it or he'll roast it to shit

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Martin Luther nailing 95 femboys against the church door

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I tried to use the voice thing to search where he nailed good theses but Google assistant heard feces and now my search results are autofolling with "Martin Luther constipation"

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The whole planet is either a country or an ocean and that's really fucked up

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Damn imagine if people had teeth on their tongue that'd be fucked up huh

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It would be fucked up if someone asked me if I wanted orange juice and then they took an orange and squeezed it directly into my mouth

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Fisting The Annoying Orange But He Tries To Make Jokes The Entire Time ASMR [1:57.21]

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Pulp Fiction X The Annoying Orange crossover called Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp

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The Annoying Orange was certainly a twink (I have not seen the annoying Orange)

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That's what I call it when Kermit pegs John's Dad in my fanfiction that I wrote called Pulp Fiction Extra Pulp

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Imagine if we'd had gluten in it that would be fucked

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"Sorry I don't smoke I'm allergic to gluten" I'm crying already

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Like the liquid just goes through them from the inside of your brain when you cry???? That's so fucking weird

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If I was a duck and I was made out of water that would be so fucked up, I could never get a piggyback ride from another duck in my life

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Now I'm genuinely sad and tearing up about the sad life of water duck

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I am emptying my pipe (of weed) while emptying my pipe (PISSING)

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ROQUETTE IS EXPLORING MY ROOM OUT OF COMPLETELY HER OWN FREE WILL

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