Dirk Strider @timaeusTestified@trollian.space

https://voca.ro/1norDCjsJhfR

Oh god did you not see my painting of Bob Tomato's hyper penis until now?

hooves

*plops back into bed like an abandoned puppet*

The closest thing to a tumblr scandal rn is necrophiliacoftheday and they haven't even posted much lately

There's not even kin drama anymore it's fucked up

I miss when tumblr was alive because people do the wildest shit on tumblr. If it's dead we won't have bone thieves or AIDs-faking fanfic writers anymore

I don't understand the appeal. It's just a song?

Y'ever fuck up so bad on your always-online MMO that you just get purchased

They can afford to hire Todd-wranglers now

That could go in LITERALLY ANY DIRECTION I cannot wait to see what happens next

Ah, yeah, there's that yearning. Or maybe I need a chew toy. I have no idea what my brain wants right now

The noodle rises.

That's the shit that'd get my bot banned

Do the chatbots take from followers-only or cw'd posts ........

If I made a chatbot based on my posts, it'd be entirely fucking incomprehensible.

Bro Strider is seeking Smuppet Chat Bots.

I'm essentially looking for free slave labor masquerading as a blackrom com, to be honest.

By which I mean, 'knows how to do shit so I can just give him my unfinished projects and he does the tedious parts out of his own boredom'.