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*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

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*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

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CAL. :unverified: boosted

Sometimes, not going on specific social network or websites is self care.

CAL. :unverified: boosted

I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ECTOBIOLOGY. MY BRAIN IS FRIED. THIS IS WHY I DON'T THINK.

YEAH I AM HOMESTUCK ACTUALLY.
THAT'S WHY MY NAME IS CALIBORN HOMESTUCK. IT'S MY LAST NAME.

APPARENTLY HUSSIE RELEASED AN STATEMENT ON THE EPILOGUES. ON PGENPOD.

ME: HMM I SHOULD HAVE A BETTER EXERCISE SCHEDULE. *DOWNLOADS AN APP FOR THAT*
APP: WHAT'S YOUR GENDER?
ME: *UNINSTALLS THE APP*

look i am feeling so terrible it's interrupted quirk time.

hello folks anyone else feeling terrible this morning.

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dirk kinnies have NO RIGHTS. dirk kinnies are NOT protected by the constitution. theyre all SO STUPID. drink some water and go to bed you idiots!!!!!!!!

CAL. :unverified: boosted

REQUEST SOMETHING.SO I CAN KEEP TESTING THE TABLET AND SOFTWARE.

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