CAL. @undyingUmbrage@trollian.space

*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

1 UNIT = 0.6875 YEARS.
FOR REFERENCE.

I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ECTOBIOLOGY. MY BRAIN IS FRIED. THIS IS WHY I DON'T THINK.

YEAH I AM HOMESTUCK ACTUALLY.
THAT'S WHY MY NAME IS CALIBORN HOMESTUCK. IT'S MY LAST NAME.

APPARENTLY HUSSIE RELEASED AN STATEMENT ON THE EPILOGUES. ON PGENPOD.

ME.

ME: HMM I SHOULD HAVE A BETTER EXERCISE SCHEDULE. *DOWNLOADS AN APP FOR THAT*
APP: WHAT'S YOUR GENDER?
ME: *UNINSTALLS THE APP*

look i am feeling so terrible it's interrupted quirk time.

hello folks anyone else feeling terrible this morning.

uwu

no caps because i am pondering.

what if i were bi 🤔

I LOVE..... MSPA READER SO MUCH.....

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS. REAL NOT CLICKBAIT.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1144030/Pesterquest/

PESTERQUEST REAL???

REQUEST SOMETHING.SO I CAN KEEP TESTING THE TABLET AND SOFTWARE.