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*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

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*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

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CAL. :unverified: boosted
CAL. :unverified: boosted

#homestuck #art im uploading the drawings i did for muse @callieroxy (DOES IT TAG??) because theyre cool and i love them also calliope rights

GENUINELY HURTS TO SEE THOSE PICS OF ELECTRONICS. BEING DAMAGED FOR THE LOLS.

I LIKE YEARNING. BUT NOT TOO MUCH OR IT HURTS.

ANYONE HAVE LEFTOVERS FROM THE COPING MECHANISM STORE.

WE AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED THE "IMITATION" MEATS.
UNLESS WE GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. OR A RESTAURANT.

MY MOM HAS BEEN A VEGAN. FOR OVER TEN YEARS NOW.
I SUFFER.
I CRAVE. THE MEATS.

MY MOM IS. THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERY WHITE MOM MEME.
SHE'S NOT EVEN WHITE.

I WAS GOING TO BE LIKE. MY SISTER IS AFRAID OF MOTHS.
BUT SHE'S A CISHET.....
SO YOU'RE RIGHT. AFTER ALL.

SORRY FOR THE TANGENT BUT. HAJIME FIRST DUDE. (THEY'RE MARRIED)

THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES. KOMAEDA GOES DESPAIR MODE. TH

I CAN'T GO ON. THE IDEA OF KOMAEDA PRESIDENT IS TERRIFYING.

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