CAL. @undyingUmbrage@trollian.space

*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

1 UNIT = 0.6875 YEARS.
FOR REFERENCE.

IF I HAD TO TRANSLATE MY PERSONALITY? AM DOG WHO ACTS LIKE KIGGY.

jake english american gun.

AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I HAVEN'T WATCHED D.N.A.NGEL YET. BUT I HAVE WATCHED EVANGELION TWICE.

WHEN I WAS 14 MY DAD BOUGHT A DISC THAT WAS LABELED D.N.ANGEL.
IT ACTUALLY WAS EVANGELION.

I AM SO CLUELESS.

I JUST SAW THE MASCOT.....

CLEARLY, BASED ON MY ICON, I AM ANIME TOO,

I JUST REALIZED YOU ARE ALL ANIME TODAY.

WHY DO PEOPLE PUSH THEIR CUTICLES LIKE. WHAT'S THE PURPOSE.

ART REQUEBST?? ART REQHEST OPEN.

WHY DOES MY MAW HURT!!!

MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY,

I MIGHT AACTUALLY PASS OUT MY BODY IS FUCK.

NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL BUT *PASSES OUT*.

DOUBLE DRAMA.

JAKE HAS BECOME DOPPELGANGER.