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*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

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*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

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dirk kinnies have NO RIGHTS. dirk kinnies are NOT protected by the constitution. theyre all SO STUPID. drink some water and go to bed you idiots!!!!!!!!

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REQUEST SOMETHING.SO I CAN KEEP TESTING THE TABLET AND SOFTWARE.

THANK GOD INTUOS HAS CLIP PAINT STUDIO INCLUDED. :uwu:

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someone: *hugs me*
me: what is this?!
them: affection!
me: disgusting! do it again!

STARTED THINKING THAT PERHAPS. MY DYSPHORIA IS MORE ALONG THE LINES OF BODY DYSMORPHIA :crydab:

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i think jotaro once saw a dolphin and cried 🍃

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