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*CREATES A CRYPTOCOIN STARTUP. PROMISING THE MOST AMBITIOUS INTERNET-OF-THINGS DEVICE SEEN IN YEARS. AS MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED AND BACK ME UP. I RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY, ALL OF IT IN MY PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT IN CAYMAN ISLANDS. SUCCESSFULLY CONNING MANY RICH WHITE CISHET MEN FROM THEIR MONEY.*

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*MOVES MY LEG SO VIOLENTLY IT POPS OUT OF THE SOCKET. FLYING AWAY AT 175 MPH.*

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I FINALLY CATCHED UP WITH THE WHOLE SEASON. AND I FEEL LIKE. A.

OH??? VOCALOID SONG ABOUT BEING TRANS??? WITH THE VFLOWER VOICE BANK?????

BRAIN FUNCTION RESERVED FOR GAY THOUGHTS ONLY.

ROBLOX HAS AN USER EXPERIENCE SURVEY. I AM. E.
THEY'RE TRYING.

I AM LOSING IT. NSFW? 

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS ARCHERY THING IS COMING FROM. ONLY THAT IT'S A KINNIE THING.

THE DEVS OF MY FAVORITE ROBLOX GAME. ADDED AN ARCHERY MINI GAME. AND I AM LOVING IT.

ME CRYING WHILE I SEE 500 CHAT BUBBLES FLOODING THE SCREEN: PLEASE I JUST WANT TO PLAY.

I NEVER SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS BUT. 9 YEAR OLDS LIKE TO PICK FIGHTS. AND IT'S SO DUMB AND TIRING.

I THINK THE WORST PART OF ROBLOX. IS KNOWING THERE ARE 9 YEAR OLDS PLAYING.

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